evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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