Your tits are I can't wait for
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm bleeding and have questions
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