Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I need to calm my uterus...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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