at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind