Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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