watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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