Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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