I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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