we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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