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The brown eye won't let me do that either.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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