i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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