So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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