If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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