so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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