i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I understand Curling. That high.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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