I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm at about main and main street
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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