I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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