I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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