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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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