we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.