If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...