She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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