Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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