brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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