Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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