I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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