Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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