i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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