brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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