Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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