i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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