He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize