The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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