Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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