You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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