We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
My penis needs a shock collar
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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