I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
