Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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