I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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