I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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