return my video game
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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