i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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