His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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