I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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