I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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