So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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