Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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