i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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