it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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