She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I love you.
Bad choice
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