Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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