bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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