the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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