You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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