you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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