with your own penis?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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