Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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