Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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